There's not many times you can get away with a headline such as this one. I did try some other ones that didn't quite make it:
- Wrong kind of bird on the line
- What's the last thing that goes through a bird's mind when it gets hit by a train?
- Pigeon pie
- "It's a pigeon, Bert"
Anyway, what happens when you have an argument with a 120 mile-an-hour train is that you lose, regardless of whether you're of the feathered variety or not.